Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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