I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
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