pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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