Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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