Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
don't judge my taste in strippers
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
Randomize
