Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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