mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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