Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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