I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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