Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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