im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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