That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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