he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
he thought i was a dude.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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