Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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