So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
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