Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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