Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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