If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
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