Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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