yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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