i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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