after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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