Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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