its not stalking. its research.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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