just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Randomize
