On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Church boner. Awkwardddd
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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