if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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