He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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