I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
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