I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
Alive.
So much puke
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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