Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
there was a trapeze. enough said
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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