that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
You can't just leave with hair like that
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
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