they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
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