so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
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