Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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