I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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