Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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