Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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