have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
