You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I could make wine with my vomit
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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