Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
My cat gives me a boner
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
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