that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Randomize
