he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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