white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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