420 ftw
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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