awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
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