All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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