it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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