dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
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