Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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