Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
