found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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