My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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