DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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