$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
people are starting to question the shark bite story
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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